I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
ok first of all what the fuck
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