my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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