STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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