Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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