wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Sorry my hands just texted you
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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