boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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