I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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