You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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