before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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