Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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