I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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