I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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