i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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