Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
