I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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