Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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