you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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