what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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