is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just had sex bonerless
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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