I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He uses pillows to masturbate.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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