What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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