There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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