question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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