Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
