hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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