who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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