the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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