laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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