Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
