Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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