there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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