I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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