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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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