Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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