So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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