Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He kissed a someone with a penis
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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