Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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