I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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