I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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