very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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