Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
