Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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