this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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