Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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