Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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