who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need to sanitize my soul.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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