i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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