I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
that is very illegal...i love you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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