judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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