And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
accomplished twins. life is a go
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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